That’s bad news for my town, we just had about a dozen cupcake shops open up in the last 24 months.

From a cupcake hater at The Atlantic:

I submit that no food has been more subject to overfancification, gentrification, over-saturation, and of course to the twee whims of our time, as has the cupcake. Yet at its core it’s just a small, round, personal piece of cake. Cake made in a cup. That’s all.

Ahh shucks, yesterday I wanted a cupcake. And now I can’t have one anymore.